People used to describe me as “stoic”, which took me a bit to realize wasn’t a compliment. But combine that w/ my love of sarcasm (it is, after all, the easiest form of humor), and somehow I found this gem on the internet. Considering the internet is effectively a giant landfill, this is like finding buried treasure.
On the outside I may appear like an emotionless, sarcastic, piece of shit, but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing and it usually makes people cry.
-Unknown